So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So vagazzling was a success
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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