That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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