Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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