were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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