Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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