I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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