I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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