i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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