I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
only you would photoshop your dick
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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