Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
