He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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