I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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