there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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