you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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