laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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