You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Randomize
