Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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