I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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