it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
