I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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