we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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