I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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