i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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