So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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