i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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