So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
only if we run a train.
done.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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