i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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