She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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