Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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