I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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