Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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