you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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