Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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