all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
