Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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