Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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