I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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