did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
my poor anus
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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