His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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