would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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