I'm drive I can fine osifer
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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