He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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