Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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