Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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