he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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