If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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