none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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