mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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