Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
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The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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