Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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