I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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