i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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