Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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