she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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