I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Enjoy the penises
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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