It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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