He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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