ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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