Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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