No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
